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[cdr2289]

I'm Sorry for your loss, Steve.

[ReVoMaster]

So sorry Steve - I know how much he meant to you.

[matt_dales]

Or you could look at it this way Steve, this is what I believe

Everything in this world is made of Matter (I cant spell sorry). The keyboard you are typing on, to ground in the earth even us humans. EVERYTHING is matter.

Matter is made of energy and energy can never disappear energy can only be transfered. So when we die we do not disappear our energy just transfers somewhere else in this world so we are never really gone we have just be transferd somewhere else.

This has always helped me!!!

If not I hope this joke will:

Gentleman is in a club dancing away and all of a sudden he needs the loo. He pops up to the gents and for the first time in history there is a que for the mens toilets " sod this" he says and goes back to dance.
Again 30 mins later he goes back to the toilet to still find a que. By now he is bursting and is getting quite worried if he does not get in there soon he is going to have an accident. Seeing the worried look on his face and the fact he jumping up and down holding his crotch his girlfriend comes up to him." Go and use the Ladies" she says "but dont press the 3 buttons!!!!"
"Dont press the 3 buttons" he says "no problem!"

He goes in to the Ladies sits down does his business and the 3 buttons catch his eye. The first one has a "W" on it. " W, he thinks...... What could that stand for?" So he presses it. A big spurt of water shoots out of the toilet, " O i like this" he thought, so he turns his attention to the second button. This button had a "P" on it "hmmmm" he though I wonder what that stand for.... He presses it.. a big burst of powder comes up. "very nice" he thinks to himself

Finally he looks at the last button, ATP. "what the hell can that stand for he thought". "Sod it!" he thought cant be that bad.

Next things he knows he is in hospital. The nurse walks up to him and she says," you went one to far didnt you young man ATP..Automatic tampon remover your dicks under the pillow"

[ReVoMate]

Nice post matt_dales.

... the line that will stick with ME forever is...

If not I hope this joke will:

Regards,

ReVoMate

[cdr2289]

well done matt. on both counts.

[cornettracing80]

look at that!...i bounced back!
thanks for the comments.My wife caught me "being sad" over it and looked at me like i was insane.
i think i am going to get a gecko or a poison dart frog.
maybe turn earls cage into a terrarium.
still looking around.....my daughter wants a snake.
i am sure very soon i will have some new pics

[cdr2289]

Maybe turn Earl's cage into a hospitable environment for inhospitable Revo's ...

[maztec]

i think i am going to get a gecko or a poison dart frog.

Go with the gecko. That way you never have to resist the urge of licking the frog "just to know".

[cornettracing80]

thats borderline psychic
how did you know i was thinking about that?
i am impressed with the frog tagged "poison dart frog"
due to the colors and how they look in those darkened mossy terrariums.
again like the spider i assumed these where not "contact pets"
i like exotic...i had a 4 foot arrowana one time...i had a large tank of plate sized discus....i still think the Discus is about the prettiest aquarium breed.
the spiders you can order online are unreal...i dont really like scorpions.
i think i may want something a little smarter than a bug.Entemology is a awesome field full of unbelievable things..but i think i need something maybe one click higher intelectualy than an insect.
besides my mother in law.
So I am searching the local petshops slowly....no impulse buying...thinking it over...the mossy,dark terrariums with the ionizers making a mist inside are really cool to look at like peering into the heart of the densest jungle....

[adamwest]

Poison Dart frogs are only poisonous because of their diet in the wild. I they normal food they aren't poisonous, so you could just call then non-poison dart frogs or slimy dart frogs. Google it!!!