Bad (Clean) Jokes

[adamwest]

Another old chestnut to groan to;

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A parrot?


Q: Why did they not serve alcohol near the mine?

A: Because everyone there was a miner.

EDIT: Feel free to criticize, I came up with it myself.

They don't serve liquor to "minors"

[maztec]

Some jokes are funnier out loud than when written. Especially jokes that involve a pun on words.

[mattangel]

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Let the word play begin...

[Gdamatov77]

Some jokes are funnier out loud than when written. Especially jokes that involve a pun on words.

so is it now competition on the best puns? I may just outdo all of you.
I have so much experience with puns being the smart ***** I am

[maztec]

You placed man in irony quotes ... This implies that you are female?

[Gdamatov77]

i didnt want to say what those 3 characters were supposed to be. due to certain rules of the forum. I was hoping people would catch on and not have to post regarding it because they would already get it.

Think about the sentence and you will realize what the true word should be over there.

No way I am a female. I am quite the male.

[mattangel]

I don't get it But if that's the case, I'm happy to oblige.

[Gdamatov77]

ill pm it to you matt, its a multileveled joke

EDIT: Although I see you quite edited it anyway, but the stars are off. It is 3 stars, not 5. Hence the reason behind the joke was to make it with man as well, rather than the original 3 letters that were supposed to be there. But yes, it is language, hence why i made sure to keep it at man

[mhuti]

Now, now girls play nicely!

[adamwest]

Two guys walked into a bar. Which was stupid because.......












The second guy should have ducked.