Bad (Clean) Jokes

[mhuti]

Larff, I nearly cried!
That's why they are bad and why they become classics I suppose.

Still thinking about; Why does the ocean roar?
I know I've heard it before and I hope to dredge the answer up soon, you're twisting my melon man!

[maztec]

Larff, I nearly cried!
That's why they are bad and why they become classics I suppose.

Still thinking about; Why does the ocean roar?
I know I've heard it before and I hope to dredge the answer up soon, you're twisting my melon man!

Let me know when you want my answer.

[mhuti]

Here's one for you Maztec (and good luck Gdamatov77)

2 Nuns in a bath...

First Nun says "Where's the soap"

Second Nuns replies "Yes it does doesn't it!"

[mattangel]

Two antennae that I used to know back in the day got married the other weekend. The wedding itself was rather dull, but the reception was great!

[mhuti]

I like it! Not heard that one before.

[mattangel]

Not really a joke, but rather an *amazing* (read terrible) pick-up line:

How much does a polar bear weight?

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...enough to break the ice.

[mhuti]

Has it ever worked... are you a bit of a 'lad' with the ladies Matt?

[Gdamatov77]

matt's last 2 i understood. I know I heard the ocean roar one beforehand, cant remember where or when or what the answer was.

The nun one, went way over my head. and Maz, what does the acronym stand for. Man i feel like such an idiot for being 19 and not being able to get most of these

[allardwza]

...crabs on the bottom...?

[mhuti]

Nuns... crabs on the bottom? I say!! now that is dirty...