daily humour

[cornettracing80]

so i took the wife to "Bad Monkey" ,a bar in Algonquin,IL.
they do the "coyouty ugly" thing where they dance on the bar givin out free shots...
anyway they stamp your hand after they see your id there...long story short...when i got up sunday the hand stamp (BaD MoNkEy)
was transfered onto my right cheek...permanent marker kinda thing...
so i was in church with a bad monkey stamp on my face

what a life!

[ReVoMate]

Wouldn't it have said it backwards on your cheek if it read the right way round on your hand?

[cornettracing80]

yeah it is doent make it any harder to read and mirrored is more funny to the preacher!
he knew what it was right away!

even tho i was the designated driver and drank mt. dews all night.

[ReVoMate]

O.M.G! I love Mountain Dew... you CAN get it across the pond. Lovely stuff!

[adamwest]

O.M.G! I love Mountain Dew... you CAN get it across the pond. Lovely stuff!

I once built a full scale person out of Mountain Dew cans!!!! (random)

[cornettracing80]

i am a mt. dew addict hard core!
i had to stop drinking "amp" the energy drink it was boosting my blood pressure too high

[Jazz]

Now why dosen't that suprize us all Peaches

[ReVoMate]

First time I've seen 'peaches' on these forums!

Probably not the last either!

[Jazz]

Just a practice run for when he can't open his ReVomaze

[ReVoMate]

Ha ha! With only hours left until tomorrow, tensions and competitiveness are rearing their ugly heads!!