Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

[mattangel]

Does popcorn pop in an autoclave? I'll let you know tomorrow

[maztec]

A steam based autoclave? I suppose if you put them in a separate container .. otherwise it'll be soggy.

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How did I get the flu, if I haven't been kissing pigs?

[jrainbow83]

Kanye West isn't a service station off of the M6.

[mattangel]

Do mushrooms mold when they go off?

[Manifestjp]

Funny that they actually do!

[adamwest]

Nowhere in the nurse rhyme does it say that humpty dumpty is an egg.

[allardwza]

..thought 'he' was a cannon...

[jrainbow83]

When I was 5, I thought the singular for Sheep was Shep

[allardwza]

...please send two mongoose, er, mongooses, nah, mongi, err, mongeese...

Deletes.


please send a mongoose.

PS please send another one.

[apologies to MP who did it much better...]

[jrainbow83]

Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain.