Bad (Clean) Jokes

[Gdamatov77]

Because she was hot?

[maztec]

Because she was hot?

Because the seaweed.


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Why does the ocean roar?

[Gdamatov77]

i dont get it

[allardwza]

Sound it out, Gabi,

S-o-u-n-d_____i-t______o-u-t

...and remember this is supposed to be a bad joke!

[Gdamatov77]

that explains one part, but why blush? It wouldnt make me blush

[maztec]

that explains one part, but why blush? It wouldnt make me blush

Because you are not a pert young and proper lady (or mermaid). Were you not taught anything about etiquette?

[Gdamatov77]

im still lost, i feel so retarded. this is more confusing than the mazes

[maztec]

im still lost, i feel so retarded. this is more confusing than the mazes

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Etiquette, a definition (secondary resource): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etiquette
Victorian Era Etiquette (appropriate to this joke): http://logicmgmt.com/1876/etiquette/etiquette.htm
Common Social Etiquette Rules (just in case you need help): http://www.life123.com/holidays/etiquet ... ette.shtml
A Manual of Etiquette with hints on politeness and good breeding: http://digital.library.upenn.edu/women/ ... uette.html
And a video on the Do's and Don'ts of Communication: http://www.ehow.com/video_4984464_dos-d ... be9d9c92e1

Yah, you can thank me in about 15 years when you realize that reading all this got you a date.

[Gdamatov77]

forget it, too much to read. No way I will ever have the brain power to read all that. I am just gonna forget the joke. And that is why I never had a girlfriend.

I know what etiquette is, I was joking around. I am actually very sensitive towards the ladies.

[maztec]

forget it, too much to read. No way I will ever have the brain power to read all that. I am just gonna forget the joke.

Gabi, I wanted to thank you for helping me coin the following acronym:
"TLDRIBS"

Or should that be .. "TLDRIWRBS" or "TLDRIRBS" or "TLDRIDRBS" ?