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Bunny_Whabbit wrote:

maztec wrote:Oooph, those are bad!

And yes, let's try to keep this clean. I figure mine was borderline, but you are right on calling me out on it.

Those are clean, yes? I did avoid typing down more visual ones.

// M

Yes, those were clean! Bad as in bad jokes Which is what we want.

mhuti wrote:OK try this one Maztec, being a Father Ted fan I thought you'd have liked the Nun joke, anyway.... (there is not a spelling error below).

Is there such a think as a pink elephant?

I thought it hilarious and right in line with Father Ted. However, as someone else pointed out, we should probably keep the jokes somewhat clean, as the nun and crab jokes did go to the edge.

Aannnddd it's going to take me a bit to get that one apparently. Do not think about a pink elephant.

Gdamatov77 wrote:only 3 of those i didnt understand.

1. the tiny beaches one- answer not revealed
2. the frog one- answer not revealed
3. and the beethoven one- answer not revealed

1&2 Really?!?! Maybe you are over thinking them.... No I'm not trying to slam you on that....

The Beethoven one works better when told instead of written. Try
Ba-Na-Na-Naaaaaaa.

The're only a pigment of your imagination...

What is the definition of a good farmer?
Hint >A MAN OUTSTANDING IN HIS FIELD!<

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Hint >Because of his coffin.<

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Hint >Because he felt crummy.<

// M

the vampire one and farmer one were good. i think ive heard the cookie one before. possibly a different format though

How about this old chestnut Gdamatov77;

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'Hey, why the long face?'

A piece of rope walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "we don't serve your kind here." The rope replies that he understands and kindly leaves. Once outside, the rope really beats himself up; runs into walls, smashes himself against the dumpsters and rolls around on the ground. He walks back into the bar, sits down and orders another drink. The bartender says, "Aren't you the same piece of rope that I just told to leave?" To which the rope replies, "No, I'm a frayed knot."

I like it, a new level of bad!

thats a good one matt, and sorry mhuti, the long face is losing its value over the years. i used to tell it with the guy walks into bar, ouch joke. I truly never was a fan of those 2, i thought they were just prejokes for what should be very good. kinda like what happened here. prejoke for matt's