(sounds better spoken, but not my much)
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Release the Dwayne! I'm Dwrowning!
Bad (Clean) Jokes
Re: I think I'm drowning
lol this is no time for jokes he's drowning!!!
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Bronze For the Memories and Gold - Broken
the rest was X SOLD X BGSROGTLv1
Proud Member of The Team
Re: Bad (Clean) Jokes
I love the 'Brown & Sticky' joke, I've been telling it for years, it's so simple/pathetic it's brilliant... My favourite joke of all time.
For something a little more abstract (makes me smile);
~~~ There's no 'C' in the Sea ~~~
(Author - John Hegley)
http://www.johnhegley.co.uk/
For something a little more abstract (makes me smile);
~~~ There's no 'C' in the Sea ~~~
(Author - John Hegley)
http://www.johnhegley.co.uk/
Re: Bad (Clean) Jokes
I have to admit, I learned it by watching Vicar of Dibley. :\mhuti wrote:I love the 'Brown & Sticky' joke, I've been telling it for years, it's so simple/pathetic it's brilliant... My favourite joke of all time.
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Re: Bad (Clean) Jokes
I used to love the vicar of dibley!maztec wrote:I have to admit, I learned it by watching Vicar of Dibley. :\mhuti wrote:I love the 'Brown & Sticky' joke, I've been telling it for years, it's so simple/pathetic it's brilliant... My favourite joke of all time.
Q. What's red and sits in the corner?
A. A naughty tomato.
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Re: Bad (Clean) Jokes
Q: What gets wetter as it dries?
A: A towel
Sorry if I spelled that wrong.
A: A towel
Sorry if I spelled that wrong.
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^please tell me someone figured it out by now
Mod edit - Gabi, you gave us the answer, albeit in white-on-white...
Mod edit - Gabi, you gave us the answer, albeit in white-on-white...
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Re: Bad (Clean) Jokes
A towel
Re: Bad (Clean) Jokes
Another weak but classic bad joke... this one is for you Gdamatov77...
Why did the mermaid blush?
Why did the mermaid blush?