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Worst Christmas Cracker Jokes so far this year... groan!

Q: What band doesn't play music?
A: An elastic band!

Q: Why wouldn't the bike stand up for it'self?
A: It was two tyred!

Q: What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?
A: It had mittens!

Q: Why do toadstools grow close together?
A: Beacuse they don't need mushroom!

Q: Which of your hands should you hold a pen?
A: The write hand!

Toadstools gets my vote...
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as much as i like the toadstools one, my vote for the best of those few is the cat one.
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They say Americans have no sense of humor, you can tell a joke in the uk and the Americans dont laugh, Why, cos they cant here it :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Jazz wrote:They say Americans have no sense of humor, you can tell a joke in the uk and the Americans dont laugh, Why, cos they cant here it :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oh? I thought it was because the dry british humour goes over our heads :lol: Or at least, a lot of American's heads :D
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Given that I'm living here now, half the time it's because they don't understand the accent!
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Three boy dogs were vying for this one girl dog's affection. She decided to have a competition based on their wit. She told them, "Say a sentence with the words liver and cheese in it. Whoever has the best sentence will be my boyfriend." So the super studly Golden Retriever said, "I like liver and cheese!" The super buff boxer said, "I don't like liver and cheese!" And the little scrawny chihuahua said, "Liver alone cheese mine!"
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I like it... cheesey, and with bad dogs what more can you ask for! :lol:
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Brace yourselves moderators. I'm fixing to tell a dirty joke.
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:lol: Nice one, and quite the thread to bring back from the dead! Wish some of the people from back then were around still... forum feels a bit too quiet these days :(
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Anybody for the following type of jokes:
- What is white and interrupts your meal?
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