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How do you confuse a miner?

A: You put two shovels in front of him and tell him to take his pick.
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maztec wrote:How do you confuse a miner?

A: You put two shovels in front of him and tell him to take his pick.
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maztec wrote:How do you confuse a miner?

A: You put two shovels in front of him and tell him to take his pick.
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Alternatively Gdamatov77;
Hand him a beer and tell him his mother bought it for him. :?
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What do the British call 50c?

A: 31p.
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maztec wrote:What do the British call 50c?

A: 31p.
That's just depressing for everyone stateside :?
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It could be worse ... at one point we were calling it 25p!
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Another old chestnut to groan to;

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
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mhuti wrote:Another old chestnut to groan to;

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A parrot?


Q: Why did they not serve alcohol near the mine?

A: Because everyone there was a miner.

EDIT: Feel free to criticize, I came up with it myself.
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Gdamatov77:

Q: What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot

As for the miner joke I can see you got one of the several ways to take the response; 'Hand him a beer and tell him his mother bought it for him'.
The response could also be a slight by suggesting he was a motherless son of a *****. Or he could be confused knowing that his mother did not have the money to buy him a drink because he had already drunk his monthly wages by the first week of the month and had sold/pawned everything of value in the house etc. The joke works better if you have ever spent any time in the company of a bunch of miners.
All that said your joke (Why did they not serve alcohol near the mine?) was a good representation of a Bad (Clean) Joke but I don't think it will become a classic (neither would my alternate response). It definitely has the groan factor though.

Here is another old chestnut, for Christmas...

Q: What is Santa's favorite type of Pizza?
A: Deep Pan, Crisp & Even
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