daily humour

[Ymir]

lol classic!!

[HotRodLincoln]

O.M.G! I love Mountain Dew... you CAN get it across the pond. Lovely stuff!

I'm wondering how the flavor of Mountain Dew differs between the US and the UK. When I was in Dubai (arabian gulf) the had MD, which we aptly named "Dirka Dew" and was the best damn drink I've ever had. So much so, that I'm pretty sure thats all i drank for 4.5 months. I also stuffed my locker with as many as possible so that I could have some for the states. Damn good stuff!

[ewanoffshore]

Joke: If a man wears a 'box' when playing cricket (insert 'baseball' here if you are from over the pond), what does a woman wear while plaing cricket?











A manhole cover

[Ymir]

Joke: If a man wears a 'box' when playing cricket (insert 'baseball' here if you are from over the pond), what does a woman wear while plaing cricket?

A manhole cover

hehe not bad.

heres my fave of the day.

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20090218

Lets keep this thread rolling , cos we will soon be needing a bit of a laugh when we are cursing *but treating with care and love* our green revomazes.

Ymir

[ewanoffshore]

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20090218

lol

What do you call an Eskimo wearing 10 balaclava's?






Anything you like - he can't hear you.

[Ymir]

http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20090218

lol

What do you call an Eskimo wearing 10 balaclava's?






Anything you like - he can't hear you.

oh my god.....*cringes*

I love it

[cornettracing80]

heard one on the television i thought was cute

"How many Blues Musicians does it take to change a light bulb?"






It dont matter...nothing matters now that the old bulbs gone.

[ewanoffshore]

heard one on the television i thought was cute

"How many Blues Musicians does it take to change a light bulb?"

It dont matter...nothing matters now that the old bulbs gone.

Here's an old one:

What do you call a three legged donkey?
A wonky donkey.

What do you call a three legged, one eyed donkey?
A winky wonky donkey.

What do you call a three legged, one eyed piano playing donkey?
A winky wonky, plinky plonky donkey.

What do you call a three legged, one eyed, piano playing excited donkey?
A winky wonky, plinky plonky bonky donkey.

It goes on.....

[Ymir]

How many revomazes does it take to change a lightbulb ?

One , but you have to navigate through your house in the dark with a blindfold to reach the socket.


on a lighter note....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=e ... Ag5KjnAhuU

[cornettracing80]

wow ,i was way too sober to watch that video!