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Bad (Clean) Jokes
Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 12:59 pm
by mattangel
(sounds better spoken, but not my much)
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Release the Dwayne! I'm Dwrowning!
Re: I think I'm drowning
Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 1:32 pm
by EABlade
lol this is no time for jokes he's drowning!!!
Re: Bad (Clean) Jokes
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 5:20 am
by maztec
Q: What's brown and sticky?
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A: A stick.
Re: Bad (Clean) Jokes
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:43 pm
by mhuti
I love the 'Brown & Sticky' joke, I've been telling it for years, it's so simple/pathetic it's brilliant... My favourite joke of all time.
For something a little more abstract (makes me smile);
~~~ There's no 'C' in the Sea ~~~
(Author - John Hegley)
http://www.johnhegley.co.uk/
Re: Bad (Clean) Jokes
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:58 pm
by maztec
mhuti wrote:I love the 'Brown & Sticky' joke, I've been telling it for years, it's so simple/pathetic it's brilliant... My favourite joke of all time.
I have to admit, I learned it by watching Vicar of Dibley. :\
Re: Bad (Clean) Jokes
Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:18 pm
by Rachel K
maztec wrote:mhuti wrote:I love the 'Brown & Sticky' joke, I've been telling it for years, it's so simple/pathetic it's brilliant... My favourite joke of all time.
I have to admit, I learned it by watching Vicar of Dibley. :\
I used to love the vicar of dibley!
Q. What's red and sits in the corner?
A. A naughty tomato.
Re: Bad (Clean) Jokes
Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:22 pm
by Gdamatov77
Q: What gets wetter as it dries?
A: A towel
Sorry if I spelled that wrong.
Re: Bad (Clean) Jokes
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 12:46 pm
by Gdamatov77
^please tell me someone figured it out by now
Mod edit - Gabi, you gave us the answer, albeit in white-on-white...
Re: Bad (Clean) Jokes
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 4:41 pm
by mhuti
A towel
Re: Bad (Clean) Jokes
Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2010 5:41 pm
by mhuti
Another weak but classic bad joke... this one is for you Gdamatov77...
Why did the mermaid blush?
